Because parenting is real, messy, and absolutely worth it — your clothes should be too.
Designed with the chaos in mind — our apparel gets you because we are you.
No time for high-maintenance? These are throw-on-and-go, ultra-soft, and always ready for laundry day.
From sleepless nights to snack runs — give the gift that says “I see you” (and makes 'em laugh too).
Our collections say what you’re thinking (so you don’t have to).
We’re not some big fashion label.
We’re just a bunch of sleep-deprived, coffee-fueled parents who got tired of searching for clothes that actually reflect our lives.
One day, between wiping noses and stepping on Legos, we thought:
“Why doesn’t parenthood come with a uniform that says what we’re all thinking?”
So we made one.
These designs aren’t just funny — they hit home. Snag one before they're gone!
Because she said it — and you still hear it in your head.
We offer high-quality, comfort-first apparel like t-shirts and sweatshirts with designs that speak real parent truth. Our products are made to last through snack spills, school runs, and spontaneous tantrums.
We get it — sizing can be tricky. Check our easy-to-follow Size Guide on each product page to find your perfect fit. Most of our shirts and sweatshirts are unisex and true to size, but if you’re between sizes, we recommend sizing up for that extra cozy feel.
Simple! To keep your design fresh and vibrant:
Basically, treat it like your favorite kid.
Each item is made to order just for you. Please allow 2–5 business days for production, then your package will be shipped with tracking provided. Delivery usually takes 5–8 business days (US), depending on your location.
