About Us

We’re not some big fashion label. We’re just a bunch of sleep-deprived, coffee-fueled parents who got tired of searching for clothes that actually reflect our lives.

One day, between wiping noses and stepping on Legos, we thought:

“Why doesn’t parenthood come with a uniform that says what we’re all thinking?”

So we made one.

This brand was born from the everyday chaos — the early mornings, the car ride threats, the twin tantrums, the late-night cuddles, and the jokes that only other parents would understand. Our tees and sweatshirts are designed to wear your story proudly — with comfort, quality, and a whole lot of honesty.

Whether you're a twin mom running on dry shampoo, a dad with more kids than brain cells, or just someone who’s ever said “because I said so” — welcome home. You belong here.

Real quotes. Real laughs. Real parenthood — one tee at a time.