Parent Gripes

Because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry.Welcome to the most honest part of parenting: the complaints, the warnings, and the one-liners you swore you’d never say… but do. This collection is a celebration of the chaos, the clutter, and the countless "I’m not asking, I’m telling you" moments. Real parents get it.

Chaos Coordinator – Master of Mayhem Parent Tee - Sigma Nine Store Solid White / XS-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Natural / M-Solid Light Blue / M-Solid Light Grey / M-Solid Light Pink / M

Chaos Coordinator – Master of Mayhem Parent Tee - Sigma Nine Store Solid White / XS-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Natural / M-Solid Light Blue / M-Solid Light Grey / M-Solid Light Pink / M

Chaos Coordinator – Master of Mayhem Parent Tee

The More the Merrier and Messier – Big Family Life Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Maroon / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Cardinal Red / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M

The More the Merrier and Messier – Big Family Life Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Maroon / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Cardinal Red / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M

The More the Merrier and Messier – Big Family Life Sweatshirt

Surviving on Love, Laughter & Dry Shampoo – Funny Mom Life Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Dark Chocolate / S-Dark Heather / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Dark Chocolate / M

Surviving on Love, Laughter & Dry Shampoo – Funny Mom Life Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Dark Chocolate / S-Dark Heather / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Dark Chocolate / M

Surviving on Love, Laughter & Dry Shampoo – Funny Mom Life Sweatshirt

Chaos Coordinator – Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M

Chaos Coordinator – Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M

Chaos Coordinator – Parent Sweatshirt

I Used to Sleep, Now I Have Multiples – Funny Twin Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Dark Chocolate / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Dark Chocolate / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M

I Used to Sleep, Now I Have Multiples – Funny Twin Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Dark Chocolate / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Dark Chocolate / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M

I Used to Sleep, Now I Have Multiples – Funny Twin Parent Sweatshirt

I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells – Honest Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Cherry Red / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M

I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells – Honest Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Cherry Red / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M

I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells – Honest Parent Sweatshirt

So Much Love, So Little Sleep – Relatable Parent Life Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Antique Cherry Red / S-Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Antique Cherry Red / M-Ash / M-Light Blue / M

So Much Love, So Little Sleep – Relatable Parent Life Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Antique Cherry Red / S-Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Antique Cherry Red / M-Ash / M-Light Blue / M

So Much Love, So Little Sleep – Relatable Parent Life Sweatshirt

Surviving on Love, Laughter & Lots of Dry Shampoo - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M-Solid Cream / M-Solid Light Blue / M

Surviving on Love, Laughter & Lots of Dry Shampoo - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M-Solid Cream / M-Solid Light Blue / M

Surviving on Love, Laughter & Lots of Dry Shampoo

The More the Merrier - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Red / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid Red / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M

The More the Merrier - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Red / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid Red / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M

The More the Merrier

I Used to Sleep, Now I Have Multiples – Funny Twin & Triplet Parent Tee - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M-Solid Cream / M-Solid Natural / M

I Used to Sleep, Now I Have Multiples – Funny Twin & Triplet Parent Tee - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M-Solid Cream / M-Solid Natural / M

I Used to Sleep, Now I Have Multiples – Funny Twin & Triplet Parent Tee

So Much Love, So Little Sleep - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Midnight Navy / XS-Solid Red / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid Midnight Navy / S

So Much Love, So Little Sleep - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Midnight Navy / XS-Solid Red / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid Midnight Navy / S

So Much Love, So Little Sleep