Name: I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells – Honest Parent Sweatshirt
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SKU: 28102526499605451401
Price: 29.37 USD
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I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells – Honest Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Cherry Red / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M

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Some days it’s coffee. Some days it’s chaos. Every day it’s love… and the occasional brain fog. “I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells” is the perfect sweatshirt for parents embracing the beautiful mess of raising a squad.

Made from ultra-soft fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, this sweatshirt brings maximum comfort to minimum sanity. Ideal for multitasking mamas, overbooked dads, or anyone whose kids outnumber their remaining brain power. It’s a must-have gift for moms and dads who do it all — and still find time to laugh at themselves.

Because the kids are winning — and we’re just here for the snacks and snuggles.

Each item is made just for you using our trusted print-on-demand partner. This means no mass production — just thoughtful, made-to-order quality every time.

Please allow 2–5 business days for us to create your order.

Estimated 5–8 business days after production.

Available! Delivery times vary by location. Customs fees may apply.

You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so you can follow your package all the way to your doorstep (or your laundry room — we get it).

We know waiting isn’t easy (especially with kids), but good things take a little time — and trust us, this one’s worth it. 💛

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