Retro Phrases

Throwback sayings that still hit like mum’s chancla.

Remember when every lesson came with a wild phrase? These vintage gems bring back the golden days of growing up — when parents ruled, phones had cords, and being outside until dark was your only job.
Perfect for nostalgic souls and anyone who was definitely raised in a barn.

Twin Mom, Dad Life – Double Trouble Parent Tee - Sigma Nine Store Heather Grey / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid White / XS-Heather Grey / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid Maroon / S-Solid White / S

Twin Mom, Dad Life – Double Trouble Parent Tee - Sigma Nine Store Heather Grey / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid White / XS-Heather Grey / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid Maroon / S-Solid White / S

Twin Mom, Dad Life – Double Trouble Parent Tee

Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About My Twin – Proud Twin Parent Tee - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Red / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Red / S

Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About My Twin – Proud Twin Parent Tee - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Red / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Red / S

Warning: May Spontaneously Talk About My Twin – Proud Twin Parent Tee

Twin Mum, Dad Life – Double the Love, Double the Chaos Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Antique Cherry Red / S-Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Cardinal Red / S-Antique Cherry Red / M-Ash / M

Twin Mum, Dad Life – Double the Love, Double the Chaos Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Antique Cherry Red / S-Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Cardinal Red / S-Antique Cherry Red / M-Ash / M

Twin Mum, Dad Life – Double the Love, Double the Chaos Sweatshirt

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About My Kids – Proud Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Heliconia / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Heliconia / M-Light Blue / M

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About My Kids – Proud Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Heliconia / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Heliconia / M-Light Blue / M

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About My Kids – Proud Parent Sweatshirt

Nothing Is Really Lost Until Your Mum Can’t Find It – Funny Mom Power Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M-Ash / L-Light Pink / L

Nothing Is Really Lost Until Your Mum Can’t Find It – Funny Mom Power Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M-Ash / L-Light Pink / L

Nothing Is Really Lost Until Your Mum Can’t Find It – Funny Mom Power Sweatshirt