Dad Jokes

The jokes are bad. The vibes are elite.

This collection is for the grill kings, bedtime wrestlers, and the dads who always say "Ask your mother." From classic dad one-liners to fresh takes on fatherhood, these pieces bring that bold, goofy, “I got this” energy every dad radiates — whether he knows it or not.Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just repping your favorite human jungle gym.

Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M

Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M

Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees

Twin Power Parent – Bold Statement Tee for Twin Moms & Dads - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Red / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid Red / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M

Twin Power Parent – Bold Statement Tee for Twin Moms & Dads - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Red / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid Red / S-Solid White / S-Solid Black / M

Twin Power Parent – Bold Statement Tee for Twin Moms & Dads

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sass Tee - Sigma Nine Store Solid White / XS-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Natural / M-Solid Light Blue / M-Solid Light Pink / M-Solid White / M-Solid Natural / L

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sass Tee - Sigma Nine Store Solid White / XS-Solid Natural / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Natural / M-Solid Light Blue / M-Solid Light Pink / M-Solid White / M-Solid Natural / L

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sass Tee

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees – Parent Saying Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Dark Chocolate / S-Dark Heather / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Purple / S-Sand / S-Sport Grey / S-White / S-Black / S-Dark Chocolate / M

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees – Parent Saying Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Dark Chocolate / S-Dark Heather / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Purple / S-Sand / S-Sport Grey / S-White / S-Black / S-Dark Chocolate / M

Money Doesn't Grow on Trees – Parent Saying Sweatshirt

Twin Power Parent – Supercharged Twin Mom & Dad Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M

Twin Power Parent – Supercharged Twin Mom & Dad Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M

Twin Power Parent – Supercharged Twin Mom & Dad Sweatshirt

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt

I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S

I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S

I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells