Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store  Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M
Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store  Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M
Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store  Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M
Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store  Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M
Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store  Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sweatshirt

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  • Made for real-life parenting moments
  • Super soft, all-day comfort
  • Perfect gift for mom, dad & parents.
  • Unisex sizing – fits every kind of chaos
  • In stock, ready to ship
  • Inventory on the way

Manners? Doors closed? Shoes off? If you’ve ever said “Were you raised in a barn?”—this sweatshirt is basically your spirit animal. A throwback to the parenting one-liners we all heard (and now say), it’s cozy, witty, and oh-so-relatable.

Crafted from soft fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, this sweatshirt is made for parents who are just trying to teach a little home training… one eye-roll at a time. Perfect for chaotic households, nostalgic laughs, or gifting to moms and dads who speak fluent sarcasm.

Because some things never change — and neither do the iconic lines.

Each item is made just for you using our trusted print-on-demand partner. This means no mass production — just thoughtful, made-to-order quality every time.

Please allow 2–5 business days for us to create your order.

Estimated 5–8 business days after production.

Available! Delivery times vary by location. Customs fees may apply.

You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so you can follow your package all the way to your doorstep (or your laundry room — we get it).

We know waiting isn’t easy (especially with kids), but good things take a little time — and trust us, this one’s worth it. 💛

Soft, breathable, and built for everything from carpool lines to couch cuddles.

If you're between sizes, size up for that relaxed "I'm doing my best" vibe.

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