I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S
I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells - Sigma Nine Store Solid Black / XS-Solid Heavy Metal / XS-Solid Royal / XS-Solid White / XS-Solid Black / S-Solid Cream / S-Solid Heavy Metal / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Royal / S-Solid White / S

I Have More Kids Than Brain Cells

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  • Made for real-life parenting moments
  • Super soft, all-day comfort
  • Perfect gift for mom, dad & parents.
  • Unisex sizing – fits every kind of chaos
  • Buy 2 more, Get Free Shipping!

Parenting isn’t for the faint of heart — or the well-rested. “I have more kids than brain cells” is the ultimate anthem for moms and dads doing their best while running on snacks, sarcasm, and sheer survival. It’s chaotic. It’s messy. It’s beautiful. And this tee says it all.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a comfy unisex fit, it’s perfect for everyday wear, pick-up lines, PTA meetings, or just collapsing on the couch after another wild day. Whether you’re a proud parent of 3 or a whole crew, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and “same here” comments.

 

Makes a perfect gift for parents with a sense of humor — or for anyone who knows that in the battle of brain cells vs. bedtime routines, bedtime always wins.

Each item is made just for you using our trusted print-on-demand partner. This means no mass production — just thoughtful, made-to-order quality every time.

Please allow 2–5 business days for us to create your order.

Estimated 5–8 business days after production.

Available! Delivery times vary by location. Customs fees may apply.

You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so you can follow your package all the way to your doorstep (or your laundry room — we get it).

We know waiting isn’t easy (especially with kids), but good things take a little time — and trust us, this one’s worth it. 💛

Soft, breathable, and built for everything from carpool lines to couch cuddles.

If you're between sizes, size up for that relaxed "I'm doing my best" vibe.

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Your order supports a small business powered by tired parents, lots of coffee, and a love for comfy clothes that actually mean something.

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★★★★★

The quality is amazing and the fit is just perfect! Got so many compliments already. Definitely coming back for more!

Jessica P.

Austin, TX

★★★★★

Such a fun design and super comfortable material. Shipping was fast too! Love supporting brands that actually get what real life looks like.

Marcus D.

Brooklyn, NY

★★★★★

I bought one for myself and another as a gift — both were a hit! Great service, easy checkout, and the prints look even better in person.

Tamara S.

Phoenix, AZ

★★★★★

Fast shipping + amazing quality = new favorite!

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