Name: Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt
Brand: Printify
SKU: 12544312181823206883
Price: 29.37 USD
Availability: InStock

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Heliconia / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Maroon / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Ash / M-Heliconia / M

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Made for real-life parenting moments

Super soft, all-day comfort

Perfect gift for mom, dad & parents.

Unisex sizing – fits every kind of chaos

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The official uniform for family road trips, school runs, and everyday chaos. “Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over” is the timeless parent catchphrase turned cozy sweatshirt — perfect for anyone who's had to negotiate peace treaties from the driver’s seat.

Made from ultra-soft fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, this sweatshirt brings humor and comfort to parents who’ve mastered the art of driving with one hand and refereeing with the other. It’s a must-have for moms and dads with full cars, full hearts, and no time for nonsense.

Ideal for gifting, laughing, and surviving the fifth "Are we there yet?"

Because some threats are empty… but this one? This one lives rent-free in every kid’s memory.

Each item is made just for you using our trusted print-on-demand partner. This means no mass production — just thoughtful, made-to-order quality every time.

Please allow 2–5 business days for us to create your order.

Estimated 5–8 business days after production.

Available! Delivery times vary by location. Customs fees may apply.

You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so you can follow your package all the way to your doorstep (or your laundry room — we get it).

We know waiting isn’t easy (especially with kids), but good things take a little time — and trust us, this one’s worth it. 💛

Soft, breathable, and built for everything from carpool lines to couch cuddles.

If you're between sizes, size up for that relaxed "I'm doing my best" vibe.

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Your order supports a small business powered by tired parents, lots of coffee, and a love for comfy clothes that actually mean something.

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