Name: Just Wait Until Your Father Gets Home – Vintage Parent Threat Sweatshirt
Brand: Printify
SKU: 18973336972470466197
Price: 29.37 USD
Availability: InStock

Just Wait Until Your Father Gets Home – Vintage Parent Threat Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Dark Chocolate / S-Dark Heather / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Black / S-Dark Chocolate / M-Dark Heather / M-Light Blue / M

$29.37

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Made for real-life parenting moments

Super soft, all-day comfort

Perfect gift for mom, dad & parents.

Unisex sizing – fits every kind of chaos

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A timeless parenting classic that needs no follow-up explanation — “Just wait until your father gets home” brings back memories of quiet guilt, nervous glances, and legendary consequences. Now it’s back as a cozy sweatshirt for the parents who still know how to strike fear (and laughter) in their household.

Made with ultra-soft fleece and a relaxed unisex fit, this sweatshirt is perfect for cooler days, family hangouts, or as a hilarious gift for moms, dads, or even grown-up kids who lived through the suspense. Funny, relatable, and endlessly quotable — this one’s for the OG disciplinarians.

Because sometimes, the waiting was the punishment.

Each item is made just for you using our trusted print-on-demand partner. This means no mass production — just thoughtful, made-to-order quality every time.

Please allow 2–5 business days for us to create your order.

Estimated 5–8 business days after production.

Available! Delivery times vary by location. Customs fees may apply.

You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so you can follow your package all the way to your doorstep (or your laundry room — we get it).

We know waiting isn’t easy (especially with kids), but good things take a little time — and trust us, this one’s worth it. 💛

Soft, breathable, and built for everything from carpool lines to couch cuddles.

If you're between sizes, size up for that relaxed "I'm doing my best" vibe.

Because I Said So – T-Shirt for Moms & Dads - Sigma Nine Store Solid White / XS-Solid Cream / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Cream / M-Solid Light Blue / M-Solid Light Grey / M-Solid Light Pink / M

Because I Said So – Classic Parent Quote Sweatshirt - Sigma Nine Store Ash / S-Light Blue / S-Light Pink / S-Sand / S-White / S-Ash / M-Light Blue / M-Light Pink / M-Sand / M-White / M

Your order supports a small business powered by tired parents, lots of coffee, and a love for comfy clothes that actually mean something.

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