Name: I'm Not Asking, I'm Telling You – Parent Power Sweatshirt
Brand: Printify
SKU: 33484045332703742756
Price: 29.37 USD
Availability: InStock

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Made for real-life parenting moments

Super soft, all-day comfort

Perfect gift for mom, dad & parents.

Unisex sizing – fits every kind of chaos

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No questions. No negotiations. Just pure parental authority. “I’m Not Asking, I’m Telling You” is the ultimate sweatshirt for moms and dads who’ve earned their stripes — and aren’t here to repeat themselves.

Soft, cozy, and confidence-packed, this relaxed-fit sweatshirt brings the heat (and a little nostalgia) to school runs, chilly errands, or couch-time discipline. A perfect gift for seasoned parents, new parents stepping into their power, or even grown kids who finally get the message.

Because in this house, it’s not a suggestion — it’s the law.

Each item is made just for you using our trusted print-on-demand partner. This means no mass production — just thoughtful, made-to-order quality every time.

Please allow 2–5 business days for us to create your order.

Estimated 5–8 business days after production.

Available! Delivery times vary by location. Customs fees may apply.

You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so you can follow your package all the way to your doorstep (or your laundry room — we get it).

We know waiting isn’t easy (especially with kids), but good things take a little time — and trust us, this one’s worth it. 💛

Soft, breathable, and built for everything from carpool lines to couch cuddles.

If you're between sizes, size up for that relaxed "I'm doing my best" vibe.

Because I Said So – T-Shirt for Moms & Dads - Sigma Nine Store Solid White / XS-Solid Cream / S-Solid Light Blue / S-Solid Light Grey / S-Solid Light Pink / S-Solid White / S-Solid Cream / M-Solid Light Blue / M-Solid Light Grey / M-Solid Light Pink / M

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Your order supports a small business powered by tired parents, lots of coffee, and a love for comfy clothes that actually mean something.

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